honeybruh:

sisterofsteam:

fourtygay:

aniseandspearmint:

jeza-red:

skidar:

nichaelforyou:

put it back and lets pretend this never existed

Don’t put it back, its an aggressive invasive species 

Christ

That’s a lot of nuggets right there

can u imagine going noodlin and this chomps down on you oh my god

Duuuuude!! Catfish grow to the amount of food there is which means the river these guys came from must be plentiful as fuck, or it’s eating the native species. 
PSA: do NOT catch and release catfish. The fuckers will screw with the rivers ecosystem if they’re not native to the area.
These are the sort of size fish that WILL have a go at eating people as well, they will probs chock but yeah.
Catfish have little to no sight, since they’re bottom feeders they scout for food mostly using their feelers, and just swallow whatever they think can fit in their mouths. 

I watch a lot of Jeremy Wades River Monsters when I’m bored. The shit he films is ridiculous and I love it.

Edit: Cat fish are also cannibals if there’s no other food source.

korrasera:

geekandmisandry:

bentheechidna:

beforethelobotomy:

september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone

Well of course. We don’t wake him up until October 1st.

His dad is dead, just don’t.

In case anyone reading my blog is unaware, this is a reference to the Green Day song titled “Wake Me Up When September Ends” a song that Billie Joe Armstrong wrote following the death of his father in September of 1982 when Billie Joe was ten years old. The title of the song references his desire to sleep through September in an effort to get some emotional distance from the death of his father.

He’s since been open about the emotional difficulty of having written the song since many people now message him on October 1st to ‘wake him up’ despite the song being a memorial to his departed father.

It’s generally seen as respectful to not try to wake him up. Let him sleep and let him remember his father in peace.

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

I think a lot about who I am to other people in the world–particular who I am to strangers as a mere concept in their lives.

Today this woman called our information desk and said, “my son’s band is playing tonight. I want to come see him, but he never answers his phone…..I want to be there. Have you heard anything about his band?”

And I felt so bad for this lady but I’m not in the music scene around here so I had to tell her no, sorry.

Five hours later, I’m hiking and run into a group of guys setting up for some outdoor performance, and as I watch them unload the drums it hits me.

“Hey,” I said, “are y’all in a band?”

They said yeah and smiled and I told them “one of your moms called today. She wants to watch you play, but she can’t get a hold of you. Call your mom.”

And they all pulled out their phones and started discussing whose mom it probably was as they presumably dialed their own.

And now, unless we meet again and recognize each other, that’s who I’ll be forever to those guys–some mysterious courier for mom-messages who came out of the woods and told them their mom called.

I didn’t even tell them why their mom called me. Who am I to their mom?? Nobody even asked. They just took my word for it and called their mothers.

Amazing.

I’M LAUGHING!!! THEY DIDN’T EVEN ASK WHO I AM.

cuddlyplaguedoctor:

thatmcufangirl:

It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.

We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy 

who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,

who talks to sea creatures,

who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)

which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative

with an army of sharks

And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength

… I’m just saying

So what you’re saying is, basically, Aquaman is a Barbie Princess. Fair enough.

cedarleaf:

siobhanblank:

I wonder how many lackluster characters/entire stories have gotten a free ride here on tumblr since a lot of ppl here are kind of creative types who filled in all the gaps with their own headcanons and convinced themselves the source material was good without realizing they’d done the writer’s job for them?

#that’s more or less everything popular tbh#(apart from stuff like atla)#bc it’s hard to generate fan content for a series that’s more or less perfect and doesnt have any holes to pull at#if it’s completely satisfying then people don’t really feel the need to play with it

True, there are series I love that I have a hard time creating content for because there’s generally no holes to poke at and exploit.

It’s the dichotomy of fandom: Great works you want everyone to enjoy don’t have very many talking points, leading to low fan content- Popular stuff that everybody enjoys has so many problems the fandom has to fix it themselves, thus generating more content.

zombieseamonster:

mutablefire:

I want to know the artists of these incredible sculptures!

1) Lorenzo Quinn– Force of nature 2)Fredrik Raddum– Trans ī re 3)Daniel Firman– Elephant(?) 4)Johnson Tsang– Kiss 5)Zenos Frudakis– Break Through From Your Mold 6)Paige Bradley– Expansion  7)Robert Glen– Mustangs 8)Ervin Herve-Loranth– Feltépve 9)Jean-michel Folon– (I couldn’t find the title)  10)Giambologna– Appennino  11)Adrian Gray– (couldnt find the title)  12)Darin Lazarov– Dragon Lovers(?)  13)David McCracken–Diminish and Ascend 14)jJason deCaires Taylor– (couldn’t find the title)  16)Han Meilin(he designed it anyway)– Guan Yu 17)Petrus Spronk– The Architectural Fragment  18)Eva Oertli and Beat Huber–The Caring Hand