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Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.

So, if I ever get married, I fully expect a catmobile. 

One of the other reasons why they gave cats to each other was for their valuable skills as mousers. Cats were able to control rodent populations around their properties.

Also, Norse myths are thought to have the earliest literary descriptions of the Norwegian Forest Cat. They were described as large, strong cats that drew Freya’s chariot and were so heavy that not even Thor, God of Thunder, could lift them from the floor. (Source)

They kinda live up to the legend, too. Your average Norwegian Forest Cat is twenty pounds of solid muscle, with claws large and strong enough to climb solid rock. They’ve been known to attack bears when defending their territory. And yet they’re one of the cuddliest breeds out there, particularly noted for being patient with small children.

I have a Norwegian mix, and can attest that she is the cuddliest cat but also insane enough to try and fight a bear.

Viking cats “FIGHT ME”

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, still could not lift this cat.

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green day releasing “back in the usa” and blatantly criticizing donald trump through the music video really makes me think of how this has all happened before with american idiot/george w bush and how this new song (even the title itself) LITERALLY sounds like green day cracking their knuckles and going like “bitch have you guys learned nothing since the last time we did this”

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I know the answer is “yeah, yeah, yeah, card games and shadow magic” but my suspended disbelief is utterly ruined for battle city. Joey is only 2cm shorter than Yami Marik but about 10lbs heavier and has street fighting experience. He literally could have knocked Yami Marik the f- out and saved everyone a lot of drama.

the amount of time I spend thinking about how differently plots would go if cards weren’t the default solution of yugioh is staggering. staggering my dears.

jonouchi: i activate my trap card. it’s my fuckin fists

I like how people in the notes think that Yami Marik the malnourished psychosis twink could have gone any amount of rounds against Card Games Ken the Street Rat. If everyone had thought critically and let Jonouchi “Gearfried Hands” Katsuya get in there, he would have hurled Marik off the blimp without even making a smart remark. Those hands are rated G for General Audiences. It took a whole ass lightning bolt to take his ass out and Raigeki wasnt even tournament legal at the time.

Joey would have sent Marik’s goofy ass to the shadow realm on some “i summon my heel in attack mode, i set you face down and end my turn” if it wasn’t for the plot, don’t get it twisted.