lifelikeslemons:

boredzoi:

czarryy:

thefloatingstone:

The sweatdrop

Liberal use of the V sign, even in situations that did not call for it and does not require a camera to be present.

Falling over because someone said or did something so incredibly stupid it made you lose all strength and will to live.

When they do the anime face thing

Making characters squishy

the dignity laugh

theres a special place in my heart for the dignity laugh

This is the first 100% pure and good post I’ve seen on this hellsite in years

I always called that last one the ‘O-hime laugh’

chamiryokuroi:

chamiryokuroi:

Having a farmer grandfather something means having more sugar than you will ever need.

There is at least 4 times my weight in sugar currently at the house.

@fromsiberia

Is not that much of a funny story tho.

Grandpa is a sugar cane farmer (he has other crops but this is the main one), and he sells directly to the sugar factory, I am not 100% sure how it works but basically aside from paying him for the sugar cane weight they also include a 50kilo bag of refined sugar for each ton of sugar cane he sells them.

I have never in my life have gone to the store to buy sugar.

monarda-fistulosa:

cocksmasher69:

parttimepup:

gluten-free-pussy:

gluten-free-pussy:

The older I get the more fiercely protective I get of younger girls. I was heading into work yesterday and I saw that 12 year old (I mentioned her before, the one who wore makeup) talking to this older man. She’s normally really bubbly but she looked a little more subdued talking to him so I go over and loudly say “Hey sweetheart, who’s this?” And the guys just glares at me and she says “oh um his name is Justin.” And I’m like “Hi Justin, how do you know her?” And he gets nervous and is like “I just saw her jogging and thought I’d give her pointers.” So I just kinda tilted my head and looked at him for a minute. He literally asked me “are you a cop or something? I haven’t done anything wrong.” So I took her to the McDonald’s near by, bought her something and had a talk about not talking to strangers. Low key I’m debating the next time I see her parents (they drop her off at the gym and leave her there for hours) to maybe have a talk with them or something. Idk if it’s my place tho

Just to add because some messaged me saying that I was being a nosey bitch: so a woman who used to go to my gym (and my same university. Like I used to see her at my job and on campus) actually went missing not far from my intersection (literally a 5 min walk away from the major intersection) on may 10 and they found her body literally last week (June 19). Everyone has been on high alert lately so when I saw this random dude talking to this little girl, my brain immediately went into defence panic mode. So yeah call me nosey if you want

This world could use more nosey b*tches.

I’ll stop being a nosey bitch when males stop being predators

Always be a nosy bitch where young girls are concerned. Always be a nosy bitch where creepy old men are concerned

virbro:

love-in-mind-palace:

fairytaleonfire:

the-evil-twin:

i-wanna-be-a-klaine-ship-ranger:

prufrocking:

thegestianpoet:

and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”

“nailed it.”

And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve

he literally painted adam and steve

I am in the absolute SHITTIEST mood right now, but this actually made me laugh out loud. 

The NYC Met museum had an exhibition where a projection of the Sistine chapel was paired with a bunch of Michelangelo’s sketches.

My friends… EVERYONE KNEW HE WAS GAY. He wasn’t even trying to hide it.

He drew portraits of and for his crushes and boyfriends. He had KNOWN lovers and he definitely had a thing for young brawny men.

Historians: “oh, I’m such a genius, this man is referenced as his favourite. His love must have been a lecherous secret. Dirty, perverted, secretive.”

Michelangelo:

I am laughing so much rn bless this

Michaelangelo would’ve watched SeanCody