godsinthemountains:

abomination-of-gender:

someone: capitalism is a rational economic system

a bank: hi i noticed you don’t have any money in your account, so I’m going to charge you an additional $30 for not having any money

Capitalists: “let’s keep investing in oil despite the fact that science tells us it’s The Worst Idea and we’ll only make money in the short term with it! Who needs green energy and a safe future when you can have dirty energy and money now?”