@wodneswynn is evidently dedicated to tumbl-ing (ha! get it??) my papacy!
Good on you! You do you! More power to ya! By papal decree, since this is your path, it’s a good one!
This is most excellent.
*Sits back in fancy cardinal chair, waiting to see who the winner is so that I may kill them and take the papacy for myself, in the finest Cardinal tradition.*
Ah-ha, but my plan is to dethrone the sitting Witch Pope and put *nobody* in their place. I may or may not build an evil wizard tower on the ashes of the papal palace, but either way my death shall profit you nothing.
Okay, but ‘build an evil wizard tower from the ashes of your defeated enemies’ is actually in the finest tradition of the witch pope, and also a great idea so I’m still down.
Aha! Except instead of a pope you shall have a QUEEN, and I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the morning and the night! Fair as the sea and the sun and the snow upon the mountain! Dreadful as the storm and the lightning! STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!!!
*cough*
I’ll, uh
I’ll be in my room
Are we about to have multiple feuding Witch Popes, each excommunicating all the others, and holed up in various sacred sites? Because this is a level of historical recurrence I can get behind.
We weren’t before but we sure are now
Sounds like a plan.
Imma get the man-thing to help me bunker down now.
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