The worse the explanation, the better.
You’re maybe being held prisoner in a house full of werewolves but mostly they just want love and acceptance
Local girl should have probably just stayed home.
Philosophy professor is unbothered by discovery of vampires but worried about everything else.
Alcoholic demon thinks dying his hair will solve all his problems and it kinda does.
Empty suit of armor tries to stab a ghost.
mediocre detective cries a lot and saves the world but not because she wants to
local gay blames worst year ever on a mistake he made several years ago
( honorable mention“fuck the everyone lives tag”by @elementalphantomthief )Disaster girl tries to cope in the real world, fails, finds a hot dude instead.
Fucks ones self
A disaster bi and his cat have a mental breakdown and fall in love with a hot dominatrix along the way.
Tired pan dies a few times, finds herself literally both a smoking bf and a glowing gf
Trauma gay gets invited on a date and quotes vines the whole time
Four teenagers fight spirits and make shitty life choices
(Summaries of three of my on/off projects)
– Queer woman with psychic powers defeats her abusive ex-girlfriend through the Power of Love and Friendship
– Romeo and Juliet but with LGBTQ+ vampires and werewolves, and the Main Conflict is started one Chaotic Neutral cat witch who hates nice things
– Hell is a bureaucracy, human girl with parasitic demon snakey arm tries to find her sister’s soul; at the same time resident demon fuckboy and his squad mess with the embodiment of chaos and start a cataclysmic event
Kids rebel against thier parents and a grown man
Two 10 year old twin kids with their lives learning many things as doctor/nurse team in waiting
16 year old plant girl has family issues.
Scooby-Doo on steroids, except things are actually dangerous (feat. Donald Duck and friends)
Imagine if all of your (my) favorite fairytales took place in New York during a steampunk version of the second industrial revolution, featuring a fake psychic Cinderella, Robin Hood with child laborers, orphans, and immigrants, and the Nutcracker mixed with the Steadfast Tin Soldier, with a clockwork cyborg boy and a blind girl with a white Alsatian dog that acts as the girl’s sidekick and protector.
Clairvoyant realizes the veil between worlds has started trying to eat worlds, attempts to solve by hitting things with a sword a vampire gave her.
Depressed homeless man with attachment issues gets adopted by a two-year-old made of patchwork corpse parts.
Poison expert takes control of young man’s body, regrets it because it gives him too many Feels.
smartmouthed runaway and his psychic wolf companion fail Miserably at being subtle.
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