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hey all it’s 4am and i’m watching naruto for the first time ever with literally no knowledge expect for a handful of character names wish me luck

okay first,,,,, of fucking all,,, why does Naruto Mount Rushmore Look Like That,,,

second,,,, why does he turn into sexy sailor moon,,,,,, ,, ,, 

and .. someone please explain “best of the best ninja champs”,,,

are you trying to tell me that this super old village was rampaged by a giant furious furry that probably just needs a snickers

i cannot believe an entire village of fuckin superb funky ninjas can’t find a Bright Orange Child in the Woods carrying a Giant Fucking Scroll

did naruto – this Orange Dorito Bag Child – spend the entire SECOND EPISODE teaching ANOTHER CHILD – “SEXY JUTSU”

why does sexy jutsu exist in this universe!!!!!!!!!!

and why do they specifically have to say “ninja ID photo” JUST CALL IT AN ID yA DON’T GOTTA ADD “NINJA” IN FRONT OF EVERYTHING YOU DRUNKEN LOONS IS THE ENTIRE SERIES LIKE THIS

today [i.e, the last two episodes] i’ve learned: it takes a lot of blood, sweat and sexy jutsu….. to become… hoagie…