maygunbun:

iwritevictuuri:

handsingsweapon:

burning-broadripple:

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kiaronna:

talesofsymphoniac:

Yuuri and Christophe totally met at one of the banquets and Chris asked Yuuri if he wanted to “get out of here ;)” and of course Yuuri took it literally because he wanted to leave the party so they walked and chatted (and Christophe flirted) all the way to Yuuri’s hotel room together and Yuuri kindly thanked Christophe and shut the door in his face

IT HAPPENS ALWAYS, every competition, some poor skater thinks they’ve managed it, they’ve broken through to Katsuki.

“Let’s go for a late night… skate,” says a competitor at 4CC. “We’ll ride the ice together. All. Night.”

“Sure,” says Yuuri. “I do this all the time.”

“Oh do you,” purrs the competitor, except yes, Yuuri does do this all the time. Four hours later Yuuri is still whizzing around the rink doing triples while the competitor gasps and tries to keep their eyes open.

“Sorry,” says Competitor #2 the next morning, looking sympathetic but also smug. “We tried to warn you.” Competitor #2 is only slightly upset that, at last Worlds, they’d subtly tried to pass a room key into Yuuri’s hand after an hour of (accidentally reciprocated) flirting. Yuuri’s automatic response was to blink, turn, and pass it to the right. 

“For you,” he said, with a small smile. Behind him, the owner of the room key could only watch in mute horror.

“For me,” Competitor #3 whispered. “From Katsuki Yuuri.” 

Yeah, last Worlds had been a disaster of epic proportions.

“Sorry,” says Yuuri, when Competitor #4 swings by his hotel room at the Olympics with a bottle of wine and a very short bathrobe, “you must have the wrong room?”

Every skating competition is a disaster, and not for the reasons Yuuri thinks it is

“Yuuri Katsuki,” Chris whispers as they finally come down from their spin on the pole, “I want to get in your pants.” Sliding a hand down Yuuri’s back, Chris snaps the elastic of Yuuri’s underwear.

Giggling as the bubbles of champagne continue to affect his every action, Yuuri shoves Chris’s shoulder. “You can have them if you can find them! Although I don’t think they’ll fit you!” With a final shake of his head, his grin still lopsided, Yuuri stumbles away muttering about everyone’s interest in his lost pants.

*****

Months later, a very drunk Victor is screaming at Chris through the speaker of his cell phone. “What else do I need to do?!?!? I can’t be any more obvious!!!”

Chris laughs at the drunken indignation of his best friend. “Welcome to hell, mon cheri. You want that man? You better TACKLE him.”

And at the Cup of China, Victor did just that, to the soundtrack of a thousand hearts breaking over the skater they could never have.

Yuuri Katsuki still doesn’t know that Victor Nikiforov is hated as the man who stole Yuuri Katsuki from the world.

i support all of this.

OKAY I SCREAMED LAUGHING

yes unattainable playboy yuuri