harriet-spy:

thebiscuiteternal:

swimmingferret:

cumaeansibyl:

amazonqueendianaprince:

ceslatoil:

Back during the time when it was popular to bash Twilight for both legitimate reasons (Edward being borderline abusive to Bella, the whole child grooming plot point in Breaking Dawn, etc.) and not (REAL VAMPIRES DON’T SPARKLE THATS GAY), I saw this meme on Facebook where it was Louis and Lestat from Interview With The Vampire commenting on Edward’s sparkling and making fun of him for being gay. Like… Buddy My Guy. My Fair Dude. My Dear Sweet Homophobic Idiot. Not only are the Vampires in IWTV super duper gay, you’re lying to yourself if you think Lestat wouldn’t slam dunk his entire body into a tub of glitter on any given occasion. You Fool. You Imbecile.

@wicked-felina

Lestat: WHY DON’T WE GLITTER I WAS ROBBED

Louis: Does he ask our pity? He can walk in the sunlight, whereas we, foul creatures of darkness as we are, are forever barred from God’s kindly li –

Lestat, upending a pound of iridescent craft glitter on his head: SHUT UP LOUIS

Everyone on this post is gonna be sued by Anne Rice

Okay, but this is missing out on the glorious tags of the OP:
#what kind of SAVAGE AND AN IDIOT would ever imagine Lestat#a man who crawled out of the swamps of new orleans because his ex wrote a book and was /getting more attention than him/#and then proceeded to become a GLAM ROCK DIVA and Slut For Fame™️#just so people wouldn’t forget who was Doing Better after the breakup#wouldn’t just absolutely snort a tub of glitter like so much expensive cocaine#lestat de lioncourt – ultimate nightmare toreador#cowards#have you met him even once

honestly

docsawbonesphd:

probablybard:

There are twelve months in the year and twelve classes in D&D 5e. Idk what the rest are, but Bards are definitely June

Ok so the post was accidentally deleted. Let’s try this again. Here’s my take on all 12 months.

Jan- Paladins. We make oaths for ourselves that we (try to) live by much like the oaths a paladin makes.

Feb- Rogues. Dashing and romantic, February is the month of seduction and corporations stealing our money in the name of love. Total rogue stuff.

Mar- Sorcerers. St. Patrick’s day is the holiday of luck, revelry, and chaos and nothing screams that than a wild magic sorcerer.

April- Druids. Mid spring and earth day, April is made for druids.

May- Fighters. The strength we need to power through finals and the last throws of school can be found in a fighter.

June- Bards. It’s Pride month and no bards are straight. Nuf said.

July- Barbarians. The mid summer heat is raging just like a barbarian.

Aug- Wizards. Back to school, which is only exciting for nerds like Wizards.

Sep- Monks. The mental and physical fortitude and strength needed to get through the first full month of school is embodied in the patient monk.

Oct- Warlocks. No explanation needed.

Nov- Rangers. The harvest month is embodied by the best foraging and hunting class.

Dec- Clerics. Religious holidays and peaceful merriment. Midwinter is the cleric’s time.