I’m going to say something super controversial here: billionaires shouldn’t exist
i used to think billionaires were like. slightly richer millionaires but for reference: a million seconds is 12 days, a billion seconds is THIRTY TWO YEARS.
no one can convince me that it’s possible to possess a billion dollars, much less dozens of billions of dollars, and not be a disgusting terrible shitty unethical heartless human being
Those posts that end with “in this essay I will-” arne’t just a meme, they’re a challenge for you to finish the essay where they left of, an essay prompt of sorts.
I don’t know if this is weird or not, but I totes read Mulan as a trans woman! I tend to read all “women who pretend to be men” stories as very similar to my experience. In contrast, I’ve never imagined that a character presented to the audience as male was actually a trans woman.
People with glasses must have the utmost trust in their barbers. They sit there blind for half an hour hoping they’ll at least look half decent when they’re finished.
This is actually true, though i’ve never really thought about it before now.