thinkin about my two hundred different embarrassing and completely self-indulgent daydream universes that i’ve actually taken time out of my day to create content for and have never shared with anyone bc they’re that embarrassing but not being able to stop bc they’re one of the few things that bring me genuine joy
If you got accidentally thrown back to like the medieval era, people wouldn’t think you’re a genius for knowing that the earth revolves around the sun and stuff. They’d think you’re a moron for speaking weird and having no idea how to run a farm.
You know what’s a little sad? People thinking Klance (or any other lgbt ship or thing) won’t become canon because Shiro is lgbt. There is so little lgbt shown in media, that once a show gets any at all, no one even expects there to be more because getting even some is such an extreme thing. I’ve heard so many people say, “They already have lgbt with Shiro and Adam so why would they need any more?” Like they’ve already met their quota so why put more in. The show has proved it supports it so there’s no need to have more in there. But don’t you think that’s sad? Like having more than just one character or one couple be lgbt is asking too much? Or that people see no reason for it? And I don’t mean this to further promote my ships or characters or anything, I was just thinking about it in general. Like do you know how many straight couples you can find in a single show, but you have one gay couple and everyone’s like, “Alright that’s enough. No need for any more because they’ve already shown their rep.” Don’t get me wrong, Shiro being lgbt is an amazing step and I’m super happy for it, I just wish everyone didn’t think it has to end there.
John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something
Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body
Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands
Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE
He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’
Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.
proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera
What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.
Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.
And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.
Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.
Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?
I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job
Rita Skeeter: Hi- I’m doing a special tenth anniversary report on the battle of Hogwarts. Tell me, what do you think Harry Potter’s greatest achievement is- defeating he-who-must-not-be-named the first time, the second time, winning the triwizard tournament, slaying the basilisk?
Literally all of Harry’s classmates: There’s no need to call me sir, Professor.
beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way
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