morathor:

tastefullyoffensive:

The goatpocalypse is upon us. (via KTVBJoe)

Updates have since come on this subject; we now know where the goats came from and I gotta tell you, it is better than you could possibly imagine.  See.

These goats got loose from a goat rental service.

You may be thinking, who rents a goat?  Who rents a hundred goats?  What are they for?

They’re for eating.

Specifically, they’re for eating unwanted, flammable vegetation that can contribute to the spread of wildfires.  Some people whose property tends to grow such vegetation, keep their own goats.  But for some people it works out better to just rent some goats.

So.

These are Professional Eating Goats.  They are trained to thoroughly and methodically scour an area of plantlife.  And they came to the suburbs.

And they did their jobs.

I’m so proud of them.

reversingyourpolarity:

demenior:

andjemcametumblingafter:

demenior:

So my sister got hit by a moose.

This is not an entirely uncommon occurrence in Canada, where cars run into moose all the time (and the moose walk away). So immediately the first thing I asked her was ‘oh my god! What’s the damage to your car?’ And that’s when she corrected me. No, she did not hit a moose with her car.

My sister was shoulder-checked by a moose. She was literally hit by a moose. 

Her dog panicked when a moose ran in front of them on their walk and was running around its feet, while the moose tried to stomp on it, and so my sister did the only thing you can do in that situation and lunged into the fray to grab her dog under one arm, Tim Hortons in the other hand, and got tackled by the moose and set flying. Thankfully the moose ran off afterwards.

She’s okay, quite bruised, but okay. The most impressive part is that she didn’t even spill her double-double.

The only way this could be more Canadian is if Neil Young or Gordon Lightfoot or someone was singing in the background with an acoustic guitar.

if this goes viral and my sister finds it then i’m leaving the country and deleting this blog oh my god

She would have been fine if she had been wearing her Canadian State Issued hockey gear.

salt-of-the-ao3:

ritshoe:

Kudos to fanfiction writers for writing about all the trauma and emotional and mental turmoil that the original content creators dont acknowledge when putting characters through hell

This has evolved to one of fanfiction’s major assets in my eyes. To every author that cares enough about the characters in their stories to examine trauma, but also the slow, tedious processes of healing and recovery: your stories mean so much to me and other persons with mental health problems. Thank you, thank you, thank you.