
GIRLS WITH HATCHETS // a short story about wolves in the woods and girls with red hoods
PS: My new book of stories is out at http://shorteststory.com/book

GIRLS WITH HATCHETS // a short story about wolves in the woods and girls with red hoods
PS: My new book of stories is out at http://shorteststory.com/book
God remember when u were 12 and you would just Make Art on like spare copy paper with crayola markers and an old pencil and even though you didn’t know anything about anatomy or perspective or anything you were jus happy to b Making Art and u didn’t constantly belittle your own efforts or feel like ur drawings weren’t good enough
The Collector
I’ve seen this several times but I haven’t seen it posted with Zoe’s retweet
she only needs one more before she becomes unstoppable
this is an england hate blog
HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!
oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄
I’ve been thinking about this for days. The 1800s??? The 1800s????
The 1800s ???????????????!
So my local used book store has blind date bundles
Tag urself im “interspecies dating problems”
I want that Cowboys with trust issues to be a fic challenge.
I’m “Everyone is quite sexy, or maybe dead, or inclined to turn into an animal”, but I’m also afraid it might be the Twilight series.
I’m “lots of people die, but not really anyone essential to the plot”
VIKINGS! They’ve come for the booty.
I’m “spooky times with sexy times included.” Always.
I’m easily digestible feel-good rubbish
Bb MCU Loki: *scrapes knee* mom why is my blood blue
Frigga, super Done and staying out of it: ask your father
Loki: dad, why do I have blue blood?
Odin, sweating: because you’re royalty, of course
Thor: *scrapes elbow* dad, i’m royalty, too, right? Why’s my blood red?
Odin, sweating bullets: you’re adopted
Odin panicking and telling Thor he’s the adopted one instead is peak comedy.